J Stu

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A guy who complains so much he makes your ears bleed.
J Stu: 'I can't believe I got a C on this test. I was literally perfect.'
J Stu: 'I had to walk three blocks because my car broke down. I'm never walking again.'
J Stu: 'I had to eat pizza for lunch. My life is over.'
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A human complaint machine that never shuts up.
J Stu: 'I'm tired of this. I'm tired of everything.'
J Stu: 'I had to eat cereal for dinner. I'm dying.'
J Stu: 'I didn't get enough sleep. I'm going to die.'
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A guy who turns every little problem into a full-blown disaster.
J Stu: 'I got a paper cut. I'm going to die from this.'
J Stu: 'I spilled coffee on my shirt. My life is ruined.'
J Stu: 'I didn't get my favorite seat. This is the worst day ever.'
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A person who will complain about anything, even the sky.
J Stu: 'The sky is too blue today. I can't take it.'
J Stu: 'I don't like the way the clouds look. This is the worst.'
J Stu: 'I had to look at the sun. My eyes are burning.'
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A guy who will whine about anything, even the time.
J Stu: 'I had to wait five minutes. My life is over.'
J Stu: 'The clock is ticking too fast. I can't handle it.'
J Stu: 'I had to wait for the bus. My soul is broken.'
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A person who will complain about everything, even the weather.
J Stu: 'It's too cold outside. I'm going to die.'
J Stu: 'It's too hot today. I'm melting.'
J Stu: 'It's raining. My whole life is ruined.'
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