J-Standing

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Stinking so fierce your eyes go straight to the kids and forget about the adults.

My nose went on strike and took a vacation to the schoolyard.

I saw a kid eating a sandwich and my eyes did a double-take.

I thought I was at a gym, but I was at a middle school.

You smell so bad your eyes start flirting with the little ones.

I saw a kid and my eyes got a second job.

My eyes went on a date with a sixth grader.

I was looking at the teacher, but my eyes got distracted by a kid.

Your smell is so strong it makes your eyes go to the kids like they’re a buffet.

My eyes saw a kid and said, 'I'm in.'

I was looking at the board, but my eyes saw a snack.

My eyes took a lunch break with the kids.