j-stabbin

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lookin like a clown who got hit by a bus
Your outfit today was j-stabbin. I thought you were dressed for a funeral.
He showed up in a neon hat and socks with dinosaurs. J-stabbin central.
My mom’s cat looked better dressed than you. J-stabbin level 100.
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lookin like you fell into a paint bucket and cried
Your shirt and pants are two different colors. J-stabbin at its finest.
She showed up with a green shirt and purple pants. J-stabbin for life.
He wore a sock on his head and a shirt that said 'I love cheese.' J-stabbin supreme.
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lookin like you tried to be cool and just made it worse
He wore a tuxedo to a pizza party. J-stabbin extraordinaire.
She put a hat on her head and called it a fashion statement. J-stabbin for real.
He showed up with a mullet and a neon fanny pack. J-stabbin legend.
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lookin like you were dressed by a toddler with a death wish
Your outfit was so bad it made the dog laugh. J-stabbin at its worst.
He wore a shirt inside out and backwards. J-stabbin for the win.
She showed up in mismatched socks and a backwards hat. J-stabbin for life.
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lookin like you stepped out of a nightmare
Your hair looked like it was on fire. J-stabbin level 9000.
He showed up with a shirt that said 'I love math' and a hat that said 'I hate life.' J-stabbin supreme.
She came in with a neon wig and a shirt that said 'I’m not a loser.' J-stabbin legend.
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