J-Smoove

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Josh Smith’s nickname, J-Smoove, is a guy who can dunk like a motherfucker and still get a date. He’s the reason the Hawks still exist.
J-Smoove just dunked on me and my lunch. I’m still eating.
J-Smoove got a date after the game. I got a broken nose.
J-Smoove is the only guy who can make a dunk look easy and still be cool.
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J-Smoove is a smooth operator who can talk his way out of a fight and into a girl’s pants. J9 took him down like a bad habit.
J-Smoove talked his way out of a fight. I got in it for no reason.
J-Smoove got a girl’s number by just smiling. I got a bruise.
J9 took J-Smoove down like he was a bad choice.
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