j-slut

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a giant f***ing tool who wears leather jackets like it's the 80s and hopes you're too stupid to notice he's a f***ing disaster.

He tried to act cool in the mall. I walked past him and said, 'Still trying to be a rock star?'

He wore his leather jacket to my birthday. I threw a cake in his face. He still didn't get it.

He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him the finger and said, 'You're still a loser.'

a meaty, smelly, overgrown f***head who thinks wearing leather makes him look like a tough guy instead of a f***ing embarrassment.

He showed up to my game with his leather jacket on. I told him, 'You look like you just rolled out of a trash can.'

He tried to impress my sister. She said, 'You’re like a f***ing old man who never grew up.'

He wore his leather jacket to the bar. The bartender said, 'You're the worst customer I've ever had.'

a huge, smelly, f***ing disaster who thinks leather makes him look cool when it's just making him smell like a f***ing gym sock.

He came to my party in his leather jacket. I said, 'You look like you just stepped out of a sweaty gym.'

He tried to chat me up. I said, 'You’re like a f***ing walking sock.'

He showed up to my test. I said, 'You’re gonna fail, and it’s gonna smell like a f***ing sock.'