J-slur

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A J-slur is the ugliest, most annoying, fruit-filled piece of trash you know. They’re like a broken toaster that also yells at you.

Hey J-slur, why are you still breathing?

You’re the reason I hate Mondays, J-slur.

If being a J-slur was a job, I’d quit.

The J-slur is a guy who licks doorknobs like it’s his full-time job and has hair that looks like it was dipped in glitter.

You’re the J-slur and I’m the door handle.

I’d rather eat a taco than be near a J-slur.

You’re not a J-slur. You’re a J-slur on vacation.

The J-slur is the worst slur you can get. It means you’re jobless and probably stuck in a ditch with a raccoon.

You’re a J-slur and I’m the raccoon.

If you were a J-slur, you’d be a J-slur in a ditch.

You’re a J-slur and I’m your ex.

A J-slur is like a job, but it’s the kind of job where you get paid in sadness and bad decisions.

You’re a J-slur and I’m your sad boss.

Being a J-slur is like being stuck in a bad movie.

You’re not a J-slur, you’re a J-slur with a side of drama.