J-six’d

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Getting J-six’d means you’re going to jail for trying to crash the Capitol like a bunch of angry kids who lost a game.

I got J-six’d because I tried to climb a wall like a rock star.

My buddy got J-six’d for yelling at a cop like he was his dad.

That guy got J-six’d because he brought a sandwich and a attitude to the Capitol.

When you get J-six’d, it’s like the government said, 'You’re not cool enough to stay out of jail.'

She got J-six’d because she wore a hat and a grudge to the Capitol.

He got J-six’d for trying to fight a cop like it was a video game.

They got J-six’d because they thought the Capitol was a party and not a building.

Getting J-six’d is like getting a ticket to jail for being a total mess on January 6th.

He got J-six’d because he threw a pizza at a senator like it was a prank.

She got J-six’d for trying to take over the Capitol like it was a throne room.

They got J-six’d because they thought the Capitol was a place for drama, not politics.