j-shored

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when your brain turns to mush and you start acting like a brainless monkey who just woke up after watching too much dumb TV.

I j-shored so bad I tried to talk to my couch.

After the third season of that show, I was j-shored and cried at a commercial.

My brain is gone. I j-shored and now I just stare at the ceiling.

you’ve gone from human to half-wit primate because of too much reality TV and not enough brain cells.

I j-shored and tried to argue with my fridge.

My brain is gone. I j-shored and now I just eat cereal for dinner.

I watched 12 hours of that show and j-shored into a full-blown meltdown.

when you lose your mind and turn into a half-witted ape because you watched too much dumb TV and forgot how to think.

I j-shored so hard I tried to fight my mirror.

After 8 hours of that show, I j-shored and started talking to my pet goldfish.

I j-shored and now I just yell at the TV like it owes me money.

when your brain dies and you become a brainless baboon who just wants to eat and argue with strangers on TV.

I j-shored and tried to start a bar fight with my neighbor.

After 10 hours of that show, I j-shored and cried at a pizza box.

I j-shored so bad I started talking to my cat like it was a contestant.

you’re so brainless from watching too much TV that you think you’re a contestant and your brain is just a bunch of glitter.

I j-shored and tried to win a prize from my couch.

I j-shored so hard I started arguing with my dog.

After 7 hours of that show, I j-shored and cried at a bag of chips.