J Sherm

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When you blow your load before the clock hits 30 seconds. It's like you're scared of the big bad wolf and your pants are on fire.

Man I J Sherm'd my girlfriend in the middle of the movie. She was confused.

He J Sherm'd during a Zoom call. It was awkward and loud.

I J Sherm'd so bad I woke up my mom. She was not happy.

You're so quick you finish before the game starts. It's like you're a rookie and your opponent is already out of the league.

I J Sherm'd my first date. He left me hanging.

She J Sherm'd during a video call. It was like a horror movie.

I J Sherm'd so fast I didn't even hear my own name.

You're so weak you can't last a minute. It's like you're a kid and your dad is a monster.

He J Sherm'd during a meeting. Everyone was distracted.

I J Sherm'd before the music started. I was a mess.

She J Sherm'd so bad she had to take a break from the party.

You're so fast you finish before the game even begins. Like you're a robot and your battery is full.

I J Sherm'd during a test. I got a zero.

He J Sherm'd in front of his boss. He was fired.

She J Sherm'd before the movie started. It was a disaster.

You finish before the clock even thinks about counting. You're like a rocket and the sky is your limit.

He J Sherm'd during a presentation. It was a show.

I J Sherm'd on a phone call. My friend laughed.

She J Sherm'd before the pizza arrived. It was wild.