J-shelf

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When you shove something into the Jap eye so hard it feels like you're shoving a pencil up a chicken’s butt

I J-shelfed my pencil so hard the eraser came out the other end

He J-shelfed a sandwich and now it’s stuck in his throat

She J-shelfed a pen and now it’s like a pen is having a love affair with her urethra

When you take something and jam it so far up the Jap eye it’s like you’re doing a magic trick with a rubber chicken

He J-shelfed a rubber chicken and now it’s inside him doing a magic trick

I J-shelfed a marker and now my hand is stuck inside my pants

She J-shelfed a crayon and now it’s like she’s got a crayon in her brain

When you take something and push it so far up the Jap eye it feels like you're trying to make a pizza out of your face

He J-shelfed a pizza and now his face looks like a pizza box

I J-shelfed a cheeseburger and now I taste like a greasy meatball

She J-shelfed a hot dog and now her nose is leaking mustard

When you take something and plug it in the Jap eye so deep it feels like you're trying to start a fire with a pencil

He J-shelfed a pencil and now he's trying to write with his face

I J-shelfed a stick and now I feel like I'm being stabbed from the inside

She J-shelfed a sock and now it's like her urethra is doing laundry

When you take something and shove it in the Jap eye so hard it's like you're trying to turn your face into a meat grinder

He J-shelfed a meatball and now his face is like a meat grinder

I J-shelfed a sandwich and now my nose is full of bread

She J-shelfed a taco and now her mouth is screaming for help

When you take something and stuff it in the Jap eye so far it's like your face is now a mini version of the universe

He J-shelfed a mini universe and now his face is like a galaxy

I J-shelfed a tiny planet and now my nose is orbiting it

She J-shelfed a black hole and now her urethra is sucking in light