J. Schizzle

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The real name of a rapper who talks trash about broken concrete like it owes him money. Worse than J. Bizzle, and that’s saying something.

"You ever stepped on a crack that felt like it was trying to murder you? That’s J. Schizzle."

DM: "You’re the worst. I bet you stepped on a crack and it screamed."

Tweet: "J. Schizzle: the guy who makes broken slabs look like they have a bad attitude."

A guy who raps like he’s been kicked by a brick. His lyrics are so bad, they make slabs cry.

"He’s the reason my slabs are in therapy."

Text: "J. Schizzle: the man who turned concrete into a sob story."

Tweet: "His rhymes are like a slab with a broken heart."

A rapper who insults concrete like it personally wronged him. He’s like J. Bizzle, but with more swearing and less sense.

"He yells at slabs like they stole his lunch money."

DM: "You call that a song? That’s a slab’s nightmare."

Tweet: "J. Schizzle: the man who made concrete feel like it had a bad day."