Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

what you say when you're too lazy to explain but still want to sound smart

J say I'm not mad I'm just disappointed

J say I'm fine I'm just busy

J say I'll be there in 5 minutes (it's 20 minutes)

2

the excuse you use when you're actually angry but don't want to admit it

J say I didn't mean to insult you I just said what I felt

J say I'm not trying to start a fight I'm just pointing out the truth

J say I'm just being honest I'm not being mean

3

the way you tell people you're not doing something but you are

J say I'm not going to the party I'm just going to watch the game

J say I'm not eating that I'm just looking at it

J say I'm not doing homework I'm just reviewing notes

4

the phrase you use to make yourself look like you're not messing up

J say I didn't forget I just misplaced it

J say I didn't fail I just didn't try hard enough

J say I didn't break it I just bent it a little

5

what you say when you're trying to cover up your bad decisions

J say I didn't cheat I just had help

J say I didn't lie I just took a little liberty

J say I didn't fail I just didn't pass

6

the way you lie to yourself and everyone else to feel better

J say I didn't forget I just didn't remember

J say I didn't fail I just didn't get it

J say I didn't lie I just said it differently