J-Roll

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When little kids ride their bikes straight into traffic like they’re in a war and traffic is the enemy. It’s basically a bike version of J-walking, but with more screaming and less sense.
My cousin J-Rolled in front of a bus and yelled 'I'm not scared!' Then the bus honked like it was mad.
That kid J-Rolled so fast, I thought he was gonna ride through the street and into the sky.
My brother J-Rolled and got hit by a car. Now he’s stuck with a broken leg and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a kid on a bike decides the street is a sidewalk and just zips across like nobody’s watching. It’s reckless. It’s stupid. It’s also somehow admirable.
That kid J-Rolled right in front of my mom’s car. I swear she was about to cry.
My friend J-Rolled and got a ticket. Now he’s grounded for a month and can’t ride his bike again.
My sister J-Rolled and got hit by a truck. She’s still mad at the truck and the street.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A kid on a bike decides the street is a game. They ride straight through traffic like they’re playing tag and the cars are just the other team. It’s annoying. It’s loud. It’s also kind of cool.
That kid J-Rolled and I had to yell at him to stop riding like a lunatic.
My neighbor’s kid J-Rolled and almost ran over my dog. Now my dog won’t stop barking at bikes.
I saw a kid J-Rolled and it was so epic, I almost joined in.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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