Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most fresh kid you know, like they just walked out of a bathroom after a long time of being stuck in a locker

You: "Who's the freshest kid?" J-Rob: "That's me, obviously."

J-Rob walked into class like he just escaped a jail cell.

J-Rob's mom said he's the freshest kid since the last kid who was fresh.

2

drinking a whole drink in one go because it tastes like shoe leather and you're too cheap to throw it out

He chugged his beer like it was the last drink on Earth.

She drank the whole thing so fast, it looked like she was trying to kill it.

He chugged his drink like it was his ex's face.

3

the most illest person ever, like they just stepped out of a time machine and took over the world

J-Rob said he's the illest, and no one could argue.

He walked in like he just finished a war.

He said he's the illest, and even the principal agreed.

4

wears toe shoes, ties that look like they were stolen from a grandma, and talks about ancient battles like they just happened yesterday

He showed up in toe shoes and a tie that looked like it was from the 1980s.

He talked about the Roman Empire like he was there.

He wore toe shoes and a tie that looked like it was wrapped around a dead dog.

5

a guy named Jaden who will give you compliments, but if you wake him up, he'll steal your lungs and use them as a snack

He said you were cool, but if you woke him up, he'd take your lungs.

Jaden complimented me, but he said he'd take my lungs if I woke him up.

He said I was cool, but if I woke him up, he'd take my lungs and make a sandwich.

6

when you force someone to have sex, like you're a monster and they're just the victim

He sexually assaulted her like she was a piece of cake.

She got sexually assaulted because he was a monster.

He sexually assaulted her like it was a job.

7

when you sexually assault someone so hard, it feels like you're trying to kill them and also make them your new best friend

He brutally sexually assaulted her like it was a competition.

She got brutally sexually assaulted and still had to smile.

He brutally sexually assaulted her like he was trying to save her soul.