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When you jump out of your car while it's flying fast and take a big dump on the windshield then jump back in and turn on your wipers faster than your friend in the other car.
I J-Ridin' so hard my windshield looks like a bathroom.
My friend tried to J-Ridin' and missed the windshield entirely. Now his car smells like a septic tank.
J-Ridin' is the only way I can prove I'm the king of the road.