J-Ridin

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When you jump out of your car while it's flying fast and take a big dump on the windshield then jump back in and turn on your wipers faster than your friend in the other car.
I J-Ridin' so hard my windshield looks like a bathroom.
My friend tried to J-Ridin' and missed the windshield entirely. Now his car smells like a septic tank.
J-Ridin' is the only way I can prove I'm the king of the road.
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You fly out of your car like a lunatic and puke all over the windshield then screech back in and flick your wipers faster than your buddy.
I J-Ridin' so much my windshield is a mess and my buddy is laughing like a maniac.
My friend tried to J-Ridin' but he just threw up on the side of the road. Classic.
I J-Ridin' and my buddy got so jealous he pulled a U-turn just to fight me.
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You fly out of your car like a crazy person and take a big dump on the windshield then jump back in and turn your wipers on like a madman.
I J-Ridin' and my friend’s car looked like it had been hit by a toilet.
J-Ridin' is the only way I can beat my buddy every time.
I J-Ridin’ so much my buddy is giving me a side-eye like I’m a disgrace.
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