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A human trash can who talks like a raccoon on meth.
J-Rick showed up at my house with a sandwich and a felony.
He texted me 'ur mom is fat' and then stole my bike.
He said he was a detective, but he failed third grade.
J-Rick
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A guy who lies so much he thinks the moon is made of cheese.
He told me he was a superhero, but he tripped over a pizza box.
He said he could fly, but he fell off a ladder.
He claimed he was rich, but he asked for a soda.
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A human version of a broken toaster, always messy and full of nonsense.
He showed up at my school wearing socks on his hands.
He tried to fight a pigeon and lost.
He said he was a king, but he couldn't even tie his shoes.
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A guy who smells like old pizza and has no idea what he’s doing.
He walked into a classroom and started singing opera.
He tried to be a wizard but forgot his spellbook.
He showed up to my birthday party wearing a chicken suit.
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A person who’s so sketchy, he probably has a criminal record and a pet rat.
He tried to sell me a fake diamond that was just a marble.
He said he was a spy but couldn’t remember his own name.
He tried to rob a vending machine and got stuck inside.