j-rax

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so ugly it could make a landfill cry; also the name of a company that hauls your trash and your dignity
My cousin is a j-rax. I swear he looks like a used sock.
That guy at the gas station is a j-rax. He smells like old pizza and regret.
My mom said I was a j-rax. I told her I’d sue her.
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the worst kind of ugly; also a company that takes your trash and your hopes
My brother’s dog is a j-rax. It barks at the mailman like it’s a war crime.
That guy who works at the fast food place is a j-rax. He eats expired food for breakfast.
I told my teacher I was a j-rax. She gave me extra homework.
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so ugly it could turn a cat into a vegetable; also a company that takes your trash and your brain cells
My neighbor is a j-rax. He wears socks with holes and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
That guy at the gym is a j-rax. He lifts weights like they’re his last hope.
My friend said I was a j-rax. I told him I’d beat him up.
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