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Japanese porn. All about tiny vibrators that look like alien tools and girls screaming like they’ve been stabbed before getting drenched in cum and licking it off the floor.
My cousin said he watched j-porn and now he thinks his dog is a porn star.
She texted me, 'I just saw j-porn and I want to marry a vibrator.'
He DM’d me, 'I watched j-porn and now I’m crying in a bowl of cereal.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Japanese porn. It’s like a circus where the girls are the clowns, the vibrators are the elephants, and the cum is the confetti thrown in your face.
He said j-porn is the only thing that makes him happy after a bad day at work.
She told me, 'I watched j-porn and now I want to be a cum-eating superhero.'
He texted me, 'J-porn is the only thing that makes my dog stop barking.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Japanese porn. It’s when girls scream so loud they wake up the neighbors, and then they get covered in cum like it’s a birthday party they never asked for.
He said j-porn is the only thing that keeps him from punching his boss.
She texted me, 'I watched j-porn and now I want to live in a cum-filled dream.'
He DM’d me, 'I watched j-porn and now I think my cat is a porn star.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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