j-po

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The cops who think they're from the movies but live in the real world where people actually fight back

I got pulled over by j-po and they asked why I was driving like I was trying to kill the cop

My cousin got arrested by j-po for eating a whole pizza in the middle of the street

I texted j-po and they responded with 'we know what you did last summer'

The police who come after you like you owe them money and they're gonna take it from your lunch

J-po showed up at my school and took my snack for being too loud

My mom got a ticket from j-po for talking too much on the phone

I got yelled at by j-po for walking too slow on the sidewalk

The cops who think they're tough but they just got a new car and a bad haircut

J-po chased me for five blocks because I didn't wave at them

I got a ticket from j-po for not wearing a hat

They pulled me over just to ask why I was wearing mismatched socks