J-Plague

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A cursed lung disease you get when you smoke that J-plug boof pack from Josh Roseman like a f***ing maniac

I smoked that whole J-plug boof pack and now I’m coughing up black sludge. I look like a f***ing dragon.

That J-plague is real. I can’t breathe and I’m spitting out what looks like swamp water.

Josh Roseman said it was safe. I believed him. Now I’m dying in a hospital. What was I thinking?

When you inhale that J-plug boof pack and your lungs turn into a f***ing garbage disposal

I inhaled that J-plug boof pack like it was a f***ing treasure and now my lungs are on fire.

Every time I breathe, it feels like I’m being stabbed by a bag of hot garbage. That’s the J-plague.

I tried to be cool. Now I’m coughing up green gunk and I look like a f***ing sick slug.

The f***ing curse of the J-plug boof pack that turns your lungs into a f***ing swamp

I took that J-plug boof pack and now my lungs are a f***ing swamp. I feel like a dead man walking.

My roommate got the J-plague and started coughing up yellow gunk like it was a f***ing horror movie.

I tried to be the best. Now I’m the worst. My lungs are melting from that J-plug boof pack.