J Peterman

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Elaine's boss from Seinfeld who talked like a fancy catalog. Every word he said sounded like it came from a J Crew ad, but he was actually a real person. That’s wild.
'This jacket is perfect for any occasion, whether you're eating tacos or fighting your ex.'
'This suit is so sharp, you'll be the talk of the office, or the whole city.'
'This shirt is so good, it could make you look like a million bucks.'
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The overly fancy, Hemingway-style descriptions of weed on dispensary sites. They make you think you’re reading a novel, not a strain review.
'This strain is so smooth, it could make your day feel like a vacation, or a movie.'
'This bud is so strong, it could make you feel like a superhero, or a madman.'
'This high is so good, it could make you forget your problems, or your ex.'
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