J Pen

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J Pen is a person who drinks like a f***ing drunk whale and acts like a trashy f*** who thinks they’re the main character of a bad reality show. They will flirt with your mom and take your last fry.
J Pen drank my energy drink and then told my mom she was hot.
J Pen tried to kiss my dog and called it a move.
J Pen took my lunch and said it was a tribute.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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If you get called J Pen, you’re stuck with a person who drinks like they’re trying to die and will flirt with anyone who breathes. They are the reason your best friend is now your enemy.
J Pen drank my soda and then asked my best friend out.
J Pen tried to make my dog her boyfriend.
J Pen took my snack and called it a love language.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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J Pen is the worst kind of person. They drink like a f***ing maniac, flirt with your mom, and think they’re the queen of the f***ing universe. They will steal your snack and pretend it was a gift.
J Pen drank my water and said it was a tribute.
J Pen asked my mom to be her best friend and then stole my snack.
J Pen kissed my dog and called it a romantic gesture.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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J Pen is a person who drinks like they’re trying to drown and will flirt with your mom. They are the kind of person who takes your snack and calls it a sign of love.
J Pen drank my juice and said it was a love potion.
J Pen kissed my dog and called it a relationship.
J Pen stole my snack and said it was a romantic gesture.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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J Pen is a drunk, trashy, flirt-happy, snack-stealing monster who will try to kiss your dog and call it a relationship. They are the reason your best friend is now your enemy.
J Pen drank my coffee and said it was a love language.
J Pen kissed my dog and called it a crush.
J Pen stole my snack and said it was a tribute.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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