Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The hand you use to jerk off. It’s the one that does all the work while the other one just sits there like it’s lazy.

My J-O hand is sore from last night. The other one just watched.

I gave my J-O hand a raise. It’s been working overtime.

My J-O hand is the hero. The other one is just a sidekick.

2

The hand that gets all the glory when you jack off. The other one is just there for moral support.

My J-O hand is the star of the show. The other one is just in the background.

I thanked my J-O hand. It’s the real MVP.

My J-O hand is famous. The other one is just a fan.

3

The hand you use to get off. The other one is just there to look cool.

My J-O hand is doing all the work. The other one is just posing.

I gave my J-O hand a medal. The other one got a standing ovation.

My J-O hand is the brain. The other one is just the biceps.

4

The hand that does all the heavy lifting when you jack off. The other one just sits there and stares.

My J-O hand is tired. The other one is just watching.

I let my J-O hand take the lead. The other one followed.

My J-O hand is the boss. The other one is just an employee.

5

The hand that you use to get your rocks off. The other one is just there for backup.

My J-O hand is the main guy. The other one is just the backup.

I gave my J-O hand a raise. The other one got a raise too, but it didn’t do anything.

My J-O hand is the king. The other one is just a pawn.

6

The hand that you use to get off. It’s the one that’s always busy. The other one is just there to be useful sometimes.

My J-O hand is busy. The other one is just there.

I gave my J-O hand all the credit. The other one was just there.

My J-O hand is the one that works. The other one is the one that rests.