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A walking legend who thinks she’s a rockstar. She’s got the brain of a genius, the heart of a dog, and the laugh of a maniac. She’ll tell you stories so wild they’ll make your head spin, and she’ll drink gin like it’s water.
Janette just texted me: 'I turned my boss into a unicorn today. He’s now dancing in a rainbow.'
She sent a DM: 'I told my mom I was a rockstar. She said I was a delusional rockstar.'
In a group chat: 'I just made the universe laugh. It was a good day.'
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The human version of a disco ball. She’s got the mind of a strategist, the strength of a bull, and the kindness of a saint. She’ll dance, she’ll laugh, and she’ll make you question your life choices.
Janette tweeted: 'I told my dog he was a unicorn. He now thinks he’s a unicorn. He’s also eating my homework.'
She sent a message: 'I just turned my teacher into a rainbow. He’s now singing show tunes.'
In a group chat: 'I just made the moon cry. It was worth it.'
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A human who thinks she’s a goddess. She’s smart, tough, and kind. She loves to dance, tell insane stories, and get drunk on gin. She might also think she’s a unicorn. Don’t question it.
Janette texted me: 'I just turned my dad into a unicorn. He’s now dancing in a rainbow. I’m proud.'
She DM’d me: 'I told my teacher I was a goddess. He said I was a slightly delusional goddess.'
In a group chat: 'I just made the sun laugh. It was a good day.'
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