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She's a total mess who thinks she's perfect. She'll swear at you, then cry about it. She'll pretend she doesn't need you, then beg you for help. She's the one who'll laugh at her own dumb jokes and then act like you're the funny one. She's the kind of person who'll trust you with her life, then betray you for a slice of pizza.
She hung up on me, then called me back like I was her best friend.
I told her I didn't like her joke, and she cried.
She said she didn't need me, but I was the only one who showed up to her party.