Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy decides to take a nap after jacking off like he just finished a marathon

I just came and I'm too tired to walk. J-Nap activated.

He fell asleep mid-sentence. Classic J-Nap.

I took a 3-hour nap after watching a porn. J-Nap at its finest.

2

The art of passing out after getting off, like you just ran a mile and got hit by a bus

He took a nap so fast I thought he was dead.

After his solo session, he snored like a chainsaw.

He napped so hard, his phone fell off the bed.

3

When a man decides to rest because he's too lazy to move after getting off

He didn’t even bother to turn off his phone before passing out.

He snored so loud, the neighbor called the cops.

He fell asleep mid-sentence. I had to finish his thought.

4

The state of being too tired to do anything after finishing a solo session

He didn’t even move. Just fell asleep like a rock.

He took a nap so fast, I thought he was dead.

He passed out before I could even say hello.

5

When a guy gets off and immediately goes to sleep like he just ran a marathon

He passed out before I could even turn off the light.

He snored so loud, I thought the ceiling was falling.

He took a nap so fast, I thought he was a ghost.

6

The act of falling asleep after getting off, like you just got hit by a truck

He passed out mid-sentence. I had to finish for him.

He took a nap so fast, his phone fell off the bed.

He snored like a chainsaw. I swear it was louder than my mom.