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A tiny pervert who stares at kids like they’re dessert
He was in the grocery store and stared at a kid for 10 minutes.
He tried to flirt with my little brother at the park.
He asked my cousin if she wanted to go to the movies... alone.
J murray
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A mini monster who loves kids and smells like old pizza
He sat next to me on the bus and asked if I had a crush on him.
He whispered stuff to my sister during lunch.
He tried to give my brother a lollipop... and a weird look.
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A little guy with a big problem and a face like a confused emoji
He kept talking to my friend in the hallway like they were besties.
He sat next to me in math class and said, 'I like your shoes.'
He tried to text my mom and got blocked.