J Money Horn

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A fake horn made with your mouth. You use it instead of the real horn because the real one sounds like a baby crying.

My mom yelled at me for using the real horn. I had to use my mouth horn for the rest of the ride.

I blew my mouth horn so loud the whole block heard me. My dad was proud.

I used my mouth horn to scare the mailman. He ran like a chicken.

When you make a horn sound with your mouth because you’re too cheap to buy a real one or too loud to use it.

I made my mouth horn sound so loud my dog ran away.

I used my mouth horn in the school parking lot. The teachers got mad.

I made my mouth horn sound like a truck. My friend laughed for 10 minutes.

You yell like a horn when you don’t want to use the real horn because you think it’s too weak.

I yelled like a horn so my brother would stop talking.

I yelled like a horn to wake my dad up. He was still asleep.

I yelled like a horn in the grocery store. The cashier gave me a look.

Using your mouth to make a horn noise because you’re too lazy to press the button on the car.

I used my mouth horn instead of pressing the button. My friend thought I was crazy.

I made my mouth horn sound while I was walking. My mom was mad.

I used my mouth horn to get my brother’s attention. He ignored me.

You make a horn sound with your mouth because you’re too scared to use the real one and you don’t want anyone to know.

I used my mouth horn instead of the real one. My friend thought I was hiding something.

I made my mouth horn sound so no one would know I was scared.

I used my mouth horn when I saw a big truck coming. I was too scared to use the real one.

You blow your mouth like a horn because you’re too stupid to know the real horn is right there.

I used my mouth horn because I didn’t know the real one was there. My friend laughed at me.

I blew my mouth horn like it was the only thing in the world. I didn’t even notice the real one.

I used my mouth horn instead of the real one. My teacher gave me a detention.