Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to be so cool and smart you make everyone else look like a dummy

My cousin is j-mo because he got straight A's and still beats me up.

She got j-mo because she aced the test and flirts with the teacher.

He’s j-mo because he knows all the answers and still makes fun of me.

2

a kid who is so fat and dumb he eats lunch and still can’t figure out math

That j-mo sat in the corner and cried because he didn’t know what 2+2 was.

The j-mo tried to eat the whole pizza and still failed math.

My brother is a j-mo because he eats like a horse and still gets a D.

3

when you’re so annoyed you want to punch someone in the face

I got jeffed out because my mom took my video game.

My brother jeffed me out because he ate my lunch.

I was jeffed out when my dog ate my homework.

4

a famous rock star who screamed so loud he scared the devil

Jim Morrison was j-mo because he screamed so loud the cops came.

J-mo was the man who sang like he was dying.

He was j-mo because he drank and screamed at the moon.

5

a bass player who makes the music sound like thunder

John Moyer is j-mo because his bass sounds like a thunderstorm.

He’s j-mo because he plays the bass like it’s his enemy.

J-mo’s bass makes the music so loud it shakes your teeth.

6

the new money you get when you steal from the bank

The new gold dollars are j-mo because they look like money but are fake.

J-mo is the money you get when you rob a bank.

They got j-mo because they stole money and still got caught.

7

a big dork who also likes to cheat and thinks Tom Brady is a god

J-mo is a big dork who cheated on the test and loves Tom Brady.

He’s j-mo because he’s a dork and thinks Tom Brady is perfect.

My friend is j-mo because he cheated and still thinks Tom Brady is a legend.