J mish

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A hillbilly who thinks he's a king and yells at the TV during Nascar like it's a war.

'That stupid car just crashed and you're still yelling at me? I'm trying to watch the race!'

'I don't care if it's 2 a. m. I'm still wearing my hat and I'm still eating fried chicken.'

'You think I'm a mess? Wait till you see my cousin's truck.'

A dumbass who thinks Nascar is the only thing that matters and talks like he's been stuck in the woods for 20 years.

'I don't need no fancy phone. I got my hat and my truck and that's all I need.'

'You think you're smart? I bet I can beat you in a race and I don't even know how to use a phone.'

'I don't care if you're late. I'm still eating my fried chicken and I'm still wearing my hat.'

A loud, stinky, hat-wearing idiot who thinks he's the best at Nascar and won't shut up about it.

'I don't need no fancy food. I got my hat and my truck and that's all I need.'

'You think you're smart? I bet I can beat you in a race and I don't even know how to use a phone.'

'I don't care if you're late. I'm still eating my fried chicken and I'm still wearing my hat.'