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A person who would rather eat a whole pizza than do one push-up, and makes up lies about why they can't train.

'I can't go to practice because my dog ate my homework.'

'I'm not coming to work out because I have a headache from my dreams.'

'I'm staying home because the sky is too blue for me to exercise.'

Someone who gives you the worst excuses ever just so they can avoid working out, like they're dying or their mom is in the hospital.

'I can't go to the gym because my grandma is in the hospital.'

'I'm not coming to practice because I think I'm going to die.'

'I skipped conditioning because my dog is sad.'

A human who would rather sit on the couch and eat chips than do any kind of exercise, even if it's just walking.

'I skipped conditioning because I was too tired to stand up.'

'I didn't come to work out because I was too busy watching cat videos.'

'I missed practice because I had to take a nap.'

A person who will say anything to get out of working out, even if it's something as stupid as 'I have a tiny monster in my head.'

'I didn't come to practice because my tiny monster is angry.'

'I skipped conditioning because I had to fight a dragon.'

'I didn't go to work out because my brain is on vacation.'

Someone who would rather cry about their problems than do a single rep, and makes up excuses that are so bad they’re funny.

'I skipped conditioning because I had a bad day at school.'

'I didn't come to work out because I was sad.'

'I missed practice because I was too busy being dramatic.'

A human who will say they're sick just to avoid doing work, even if they’re not actually sick and they're just being lazy.

'I didn't come to practice because I was sick.'

'I skipped conditioning because I had the flu.'

'I missed work out because I had a fever and a headache.'