J-Mackin'

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lookin so good you could punch a hole in a wall or make a girl lose her mind
He showed up in a suit and sunglasses at noon. I was like, 'Bro, you look like a king who just killed a dragon.'
She walked in and the whole room went silent. Even the janitor stopped mopping.
He J-Mackin' so hard, my cousin tried to flirt with his dog.
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so stylish you could choke a man with your hair or make a girl want to cry
He wore a hat inside a house like it was a fashion show. I asked why. He said, 'Because I’m J-Mackin’.'
She wore five earrings, three necklaces, and a shirt that said 'I don’t need you.'
He J-Mackin’ so much, the teacher pulled him out of class to stop him from stealing the clock.
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so good-looking you could scare a ghost or make a girl forget her own name
He showed up in a car that cost more than my mom’s car. I was like, 'Bro, you look like you just came from a mansion.'
She walked in and my friend forgot how to breathe. He said, 'She’s J-Mackin’.'
He J-Mackin’ so hard, the principal called his mom.
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