J. Lupton Middle School

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A jail for kids who can't read and teachers who think they're cool. The school has so many drawings of the school shooter that it's like a museum. One dumb kid live-streams the N-word on Instagram and isn't even black.
My cousin got sent to J. Lupton because he failed math and called the principal a donkey.
The science teacher thinks dinosaurs are real and still uses the same PowerPoint from 2003.
That kid who live-streamed the N-word got 10 detentions and still didn't learn his lesson.
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A place where the walls are so old you can count the cracks. There's no windows, so you don't know if it's morning or midnight. Sally got stuck in the hallway forever and still hasn't come out.
I got locked in the hallway for three days because I yelled 'I hate math' too loud.
The janitor says the walls are so thick you could live in them.
Sally’s ghost is still haunting the hallway, and no one knows why.
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Some teachers are actually cool and make you laugh. Lunch outside is the best part of the day. But the science teacher thinks the moon is made of cheese and still uses the same lab experiment from 1987.
Mr. Lee tells jokes about pizza and makes algebra fun.
Lunch outside is like a party, and everyone forgets they're at school.
The science teacher tried to prove the moon is cheese with a magic spoon.
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