J-Loid

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A woman who looks like Jennifer Lopez, but only when she’s on TV and not thinking about her ex.

I saw my neighbor on the couch and thought she was J-Loid until she said 'I still love my ex.'

My aunt turned on the TV and screamed, 'That’s J-Loid!' Then she cried.

My friend’s mom said, 'If J-Loid had a cousin, she’d be my mom.'

A woman who looks like Jennifer Lopez, but only when she’s rich and not wearing pajamas.

My coworker said, 'I’m a J-Loid when I’m at the mall, but I’m just a sad human in pajamas at work.'

My mom said, 'I’m a J-Loid on Sunday, but I’m a ghost on Monday.'

I told my brother he was a J-Loid, and he said, 'Only if I had money.'

A woman who looks like Jennifer Lopez, but only when she’s not crying over her ex.

My cousin cried at the gym and said, 'I’m not a J-Loid when I’m sad.'

My friend’s sister said, 'I look like J-Loid, but only when I’m not screaming at my ex.'

My mom said, 'I’m a J-Loid at the mall, but a mess at home.'