j log

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a huge poop that looks like the letter J and clogs every toilet it touches. It's so strong it can make your whole house smell like a sewer and your face turn red.

My J log clogged the toilet so bad I had to take a dump in the bathtub.

I ate three pizzas and my J log came out like a rocket.

My friend's J log was so big it blocked the entire hallway.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a giant log-shaped dump that smells like rotten eggs and can make you cry. It's so bad it can turn your whole life upside down.

My J log was so bad my dog ran away from me.

I had a J log so strong it woke up my whole neighborhood.

My J log came out during a Zoom call and my boss got mad.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a big, messy dump that looks like a J and can make your toilet scream. It's so bad it might make you quit your job.

My J log came out in the middle of my presentation and I got fired.

I had a J log so big it made my pants explode.

My J log was so bad my roommate moved out.

by Slangipedia 2d ago