Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To throw someone out because you're a selfish, dumb, baby-faced piece of garbage.

My ex j-loed me because I didn't text him back fast enough.

She j-loed me because I ate her last taco.

He j-loed her because she forgot his birthday and his name.

2

A nickname for Jennifer Lopez or a huge, juicy butt that makes you want to grab it and shake it.

That dress makes her look like J-loed 2.0!

I saw J-loed in the mirror and I almost fainted.

He called her J-loed because he wanted to grab her butt.

3

A huge, round butt that makes you want to slap it and take a bite.

Her j-loed is so big, it’s like a taco truck.

He’s got the j-loed of a superhero.

That j-loed is so good, I almost cried.

4

A big car that parks in a small space and sticks out like it’s showing off.

That j-loed SUV is taking up three spaces!

The j-loed car almost hit my head.

I saw a j-loed car and it made me mad.

5

A woman with a big, sexy butt that makes everyone stop and stare.

That woman has the j-loed of a goddess!

He called her j-loed because she had a big butt.

Her j-loed is so good, I wanted to marry her.

6

A butt that’s in top shape and ready to dance the night away.

Her j-loed is like a fitness trainer.

He’s got the j-loed of a model.

Her j-loed is so good, it’s like a snack.

7

A fake diva who thinks she’s the best but is really just a bunch of hot air.

She calls herself j-loed but she’s just a fake.

He said she’s j-loed but she’s just a fake.

That j-loed is just a bunch of lies.