J Lo Booty

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A butt so huge it looks like it could knock out a man, but only if that man is also very ugly and smells like old socks.

My cousin's butt is a J Lo Booty, and it could probably beat up a donkey.

I saw a J Lo Booty in the mall and it made me forget my lunch.

My mom says my butt is a J Lo Booty, but I think she's just trying to get me to stop eating pizza.

A woman who has a butt so big it could probably be used as a doorstop, and people still pay to see it.

That girl in class has a J Lo Booty, and I bet she could bench press me.

My sister’s butt is a J Lo Booty, and it’s louder than my brother’s sneezes.

I asked my teacher if my butt was a J Lo Booty, and she said, ‘You’re close, but you need more glitter.’

A butt so good-looking it makes your eyes water, but only if you’re not also looking at a man wearing socks inside his shoes.

My dog thinks my butt is a J Lo Booty, and he wags his tail like it’s a concert.

My crush has a J Lo Booty, and I think he’s trying to distract me from how bad he sings.

My neighbor’s butt is a J Lo Booty, and I bet it could beat up a whole football team.