J-lo ass

My cousin’s J-lo ass made the whole bus move when she sat down.

I swear that girl’s J-lo ass could win a wrestling match.

He said he’d follow her anywhere, even if it meant walking behind her J-lo ass.

At the gym, the J-lo ass next to me made me question my life choices.

My friend’s J-lo ass is so round, it’s got its own Instagram.

She walked in, and the whole room stopped. J-lo ass, baby.

At the club, the J-lo ass was so big, it had its own DJ.

My neighbor’s J-lo ass is so big, it could double as a couch.

I asked her if she had a J-lo ass, and she said, 'You’re just jealous I don’t have a J-lo butt too.'