J. Linz

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A math teacher who gives you problems so hard they might make your brain explode. Also, a golf instructor who thinks your swing is the worst thing since the invention of bad pizza.
I failed his test three times. My brain is now a soup of confusion.
He told me my golf swing was like a drunk flamingo. I believe him.
He said my math homework looked like a raccoon attacked it. I cried.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A teacher who makes math feel like a curse and golf feel like a punishment. You'll probably fail both.
He said my math work was the worst he'd ever seen. I think he was lying.
He made me golf with a spoon. I now hate golf and spoons.
I asked for help and he said, 'You’re not even trying.' I was trying. I was very trying.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A math teacher who will make you wish you were stuck in a math problem forever. Also, a golf instructor who thinks you're the reason the golf ball is sad.
He said my math test was like watching paint dry. I think that's a compliment.
He told me my golf swing made the ball cry. I’m not sure if that’s true or not.
He said I was so bad at golf, the grass was embarrassed. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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