Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny, barely there flame that looks like it's about to die and probably will.

My J Light is flickering like it's trying to stay alive.

This J Light is weaker than my grandma's voice.

I lit my J Light and it looked like it was about to cry.

2

A joint so weak it could be confused for a fake one if you weren't paying attention.

That J Light was so weak I thought it was a fake joint.

My J Light was like a joint that got hit by a bus.

I took one hit off that J Light and it looked like it was about to break.

3

A flame so tiny it could be mistaken for a dying bug.

That J Light was smaller than my toe.

My J Light looked like a bug that just got run over.

I tried to light my J Light and it looked like it was about to give up.

4

A flame so weak it could be called the 'J Light of Disappointment'.

That J Light was so weak it made me sad.

I lit my J Light and it looked like it was crying.

My J Light was so weak I thought it was a joke.

5

A flame that looks like it's been through hell and probably didn't come out of it alive.

My J Light looked like it had been tortured.

That J Light was so weak it looked like it was dead.

I lit my J Light and it looked like it was about to quit.

6

A flame that's barely holding on, like it's about to fall apart and never come back.

That J Light was barely holding on like it was about to fall apart.

My J Light looked like it was about to break up.

I took one hit off my J Light and it looked like it was about to go out.