J Lichti

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A mess so big it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret.
My sock drawer looked like a war zone after a zombie apocalypse.
The kid spilled glitter, confetti, and half a pizza on the floor.
Your mom’s hair looked like a tornado hit her and she cried in a toaster.
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A situation so bad even your pet dog would quit and join a circus.
My math test looked like a chicken ran through my notebook with a crayon.
Your uncle tried to text me while eating a burrito and got sauce everywhere.
Your sister’s bedroom looked like a tornado threw a fashion show.
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A problem so huge it makes your eyes roll back and your soul scream.
Your lunch looked like a squirrel threw a backpack full of snacks at you.
Your brother tried to do his homework while playing 10 video games at once.
Your grandma’s house looked like a raccoon had a party and brought all its friends.
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