J Lee Xone

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J Lee Xone is like the devil’s cousin who also happens to be a god and a Viking. He’s got the brain of a genius, the body of a beast, and the heart of a man who only loves one woman, and that woman better not be distracted by his hotness.
J Lee Xone just walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. Then he winked and the barista spilled the coffee.
He beat up three guys in a row and still had time to text me. That’s my man.
He’s like a superhero, but with more swagger and less spandex.
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J Lee Xone is the kind of guy who would beat you up for looking at his girlfriend, then ask you for a hug and a handshake.
He told my ex to shut up during our argument. Then he took her out for ice cream.
He broke my nose for texting me while he was on a date. I still don’t know why.
He’s the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time.
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J Lee Xone is the king of chaos, the god of confusion, and the man who makes your life harder just because he can.
He turned my math test into a wrestling match. I failed, but I had fun.
He started a fight in the grocery store just because the bread was out of order.
He texted me a photo of himself wearing a crown and said, 'I’m the king now.'
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J Lee Xone is a walking legend, a man who can beat you up with one hand and still have time to flirt with your mom.
He beat my dad at arm wrestling and then asked my mom to dance.
He turned my science project into a battle. I got an A, but I also got a black eye.
He showed up at my birthday party wearing a Viking helmet and a suit.
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J Lee Xone is a man who could fight a dragon and still have time to text you. He’s got the brains of a genius and the body of a beast.
He took down a dragon in a video game and still had time to ask me out.
He told my teacher to shut up during class and then gave her a hug.
He’s like a superhero, but with more muscles and less cape.
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J Lee Xone is the kind of guy who could run a marathon, beat up a cop, and still have time to flirt with your sister.
He ran a marathon, then beat up the cop who gave him a ticket, then asked my sister to dance.
He finished my homework for me, then told my teacher to shut up.
He’s the kind of guy who makes your life complicated, and you kind of like it.
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