J-Klump

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J-Klump is when you get a free BJ or a Becky who thinks she's hot.

My cousin said he got a J-Klump from his boss. Now he's too lazy to work.

She asked for a J-Klump and got a cup of coffee instead. Classic move.

I gave my friend a J-Klump and he still won't stop talking about it.

J-Klump is like getting a BJ or a Becky who doesn't know she's not hot.

He said he got a J-Klump at the bar. Now he's too drunk to leave.

My brother said his Becky called him a J-Klump. That's not a compliment.

I gave my mom a J-Klump and she still thinks it's a free dinner.

J-Klump is when you get a BJ or a Becky who thinks she's the best at it.

She said she got a J-Klump and now she's too full to eat.

He said his Becky gave him a J-Klump. Now he's too proud to admit it was good.

My friend said he got a J-Klump and now he's too busy bragging about it.

J-Klump is the worst BJ or the best Becky you ever had.

He said he got a J-Klump and now he's too sore to move.

She said her Becky gave her a J-Klump and now she's too tired to work.

I gave my dad a J-Klump and now he's too happy to stop eating.

J-Klump is when you get a BJ or a Becky who thinks you're the best at it.

He said he got a J-Klump and now he's too confident to ever admit he's wrong.

She said her Becky gave her a J-Klump and now she's too distracted to do her homework.

I gave my neighbor a J-Klump and now he's too loud to let me sleep.