J J Chrizzle

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A stupid name J. Irvin came up with to call Jesus Christ, like he was trying to make God sound like a hipster.
My teacher said, 'J J Chrizzle is the worst name for God, ever.'
I texted my friend, 'Why is Jesus called J J Chrizzle now?'
My mom yelled, 'J J Chrizzle is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!'
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J. Irvin’s cocky way of calling Jesus Christ, like he thinks he invented the whole Bible.
My brother said, 'J J Chrizzle is just Jesus with a stupid nickname.'
My dad messaged me, 'J J Chrizzle is the worst, man.'
My friend posted, 'Why is Jesus called J J Chrizzle? That’s ridiculous!'
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A dumb, made-up name for Jesus Christ that J. Irvin came up with because he’s a total idiot.
My teacher wrote on the board, 'J J Chrizzle is the dumbest name ever.'
My friend said, 'J J Chrizzle is just Jesus with a stupid title.'
I texted my friend, 'Why is Jesus called J J Chrizzle? That’s the worst.'
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