Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To spray your partner's face like a messy toaster with your cum.

He J'd in the Fay so hard, my sister walked in and thought it was a breakfast disaster.

After the J in the Fay, my face felt like it had been dipped in hot cereal.

My guy J'd in the Fay so bad, my face was like a pancake stack that exploded.

2

To launch your jizz like a rocket directly onto your partner’s face.

He J'd in the Fay like it was a space mission, and my face was the moon.

She J'd in the Fay so hard, I got a front row seat to her face explosion.

My guy launched his jizz like a missile and hit me right in the face.

3

To dump your cum on your partner’s face like they owed you money.

He J'd in the Fay like I had stolen his last burger.

She dumped her cum on my face like I had insulted her entire family.

My guy J'd in the Fay like I had robbed him blind.

4

To cover your partner’s face with your cum like they were your personal toilet.

He J'd in the Fay like I was his bathroom and he had no choice.

She covered my face with her cum like I was a trash can.

My guy J'd in the Fay so hard, I felt like I was getting a face wash from a dirty toilet.

5

To blast your cum on your partner’s face like they were a billboard.

He J'd in the Fay like I was a giant ad for his cum.

She blasted her cum on my face like I was a neon sign.

My guy J'd in the Fay so hard, my face was like a billboard screaming his name.

6

To throw your cum at your partner’s face like they were your enemy.

He J'd in the Fay like I was his arch nemesis.

She threw her cum at my face like I had stolen her lunch.

My guy J'd in the Fay like it was a war and my face was the battlefield.