J Hova

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Jay-Z, or Jigga, or Sean Carter when he acts like he’s the only god in the rap game and everyone else is just a fanboy praying to his shiny suit.
"I’m the Hova, and you’re just a nobody who streams my old songs."
He DMs me and says, "You should be thanking me, not me thanking you."
At the concert, he looks at me like I just insulted his mom.
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Jay-Z when he forgets he’s human and starts acting like he’s the Hova, which is just a fancy way of saying he’s the god of the rap game and you’re not.
He posted a tweet saying, "I’m the Hova, and you’re just a fan who still buys CDs."
He called me out in a song and said I was too basic for his level.
He laughed at my mixtape and said it sounded like my dog’s homework.
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Jay-Z when he’s feeling extra holy and thinks he’s the Hova, which is like being the king of the rap game and you’re just the peasants in the background.
He sent me a DM saying, "You’re not even close to being Hova-level."
He dropped a verse about me and called me a rookie with a bad beat.
He told my manager, "He’s just a fan, not a real artist."
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