J hov

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A stupid way to call a Jehovah Witness who thinks they are tougher than they look.

Yo J Hov, you think you're a gangsta? You're still knocking on doors like a rookie.

J Hov tried to flex in the neighborhood, but he got run out of the block by a kid with a skateboard.

I saw J Hov try to rap at the park, but he just said 'knock on wood' and walked away.

A Jehovah Witness who thinks they are the next big thing, but they still hand out pamphlets.

J Hov tried to start a rap battle, but all he had was a pamphlet and a bad voice.

J Hov showed up at the gym, thinking he was the new king, but he got schooled by a guy who just came to lift weights.

J Hov tried to be cool, but he still said 'knock on wood' and left.

A Jehovah Witness who thinks they're a gangsta, but they still knock on doors like it's their job.

J Hov tried to be a gangsta, but he still went door to door like a robot.

At the corner store, J Hov tried to flex, but he just said 'knock on wood' and left.

J Hov tried to start a trend, but the only trend he started was knocking on doors.