Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

J-horse is your last hope before you give up and start crying in the corner.

I got a D on my math test. J-horse, save me.

My dog ate my homework. J-horse, don’t let me fail.

I’m stuck in traffic. J-horse, make this better or I’ll scream.

2

J-horse is the only thing standing between you and total failure.

I failed my science quiz. J-horse, don’t let me be the worst.

My crush didn’t text me back. J-horse, save my dignity.

I got grounded. J-horse, I need you now.

3

J-horse is your personal miracle worker, and if he fails, you’re doomed.

I spilled my cereal. J-horse, fix this.

I got kicked out of class. J-horse, don’t let me get in trouble.

My mom is mad at me. J-horse, make her happy.

4

J-horse is your personal hero, and if he doesn’t show up, you’re going down.

I got in a fight. J-horse, save me.

I failed my test. J-horse, don’t let me be the worst.

I’m being bullied. J-horse, I need you now.

5

J-horse is the only reason you’re not already dead from embarrassment.

I tripped in front of my class. J-horse, don’t let me die.

I said something stupid. J-horse, save me.

I got called out. J-horse, I need you now.

6

J-horse is the only thing keeping you from getting yelled at by your teacher.

I didn’t do my homework. J-horse, don’t let me get in trouble.

I talked during class. J-horse, save me.

I got detention. J-horse, I need you now.