J-Hopism

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A crazy made-up god-worship thing for J-Hope, the king who makes me scream and cry at the same time.

I will die for this man. I will die. I will scream his name as I die.

J-Hope is the only reason I get out of bed. The other reason is pizza. But he’s better.

If I had a dollar for every time I cried at his music, I’d be rich and he’d be my husband.

A holy mess where people worship J-Hope like he’s the messiah, and I’m the one who started it.

I prayed to J-Hope for my math test. I failed. But I still believe.

I would marry J-Hope if he asked me. I would also marry his dog.

I live for his music. I breathe it. I think about it in my sleep.

A wild obsession with J-Hope so strong, it makes me yell at people who don’t like him.

You don’t like J-Hope? You’re the worst human being ever. I will personally come to your house and yell at you.

I told my mom I’d rather die than not see J-Hope perform again.

I texted my best friend at 2 a. m. just to talk about J-Hope. She’s mad.

A holy, stupid, and amazing belief system that J-Hope is the best thing that ever happened to me, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I fought my brother for 10 minutes just because he said J-Hope was overrated.

I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face for not liking J-Hope.

I skipped school to go to a J-Hope concert. I got in trouble. It was worth it.

A ridiculous religion where I believe J-Hope is the only good thing in this world, and I will scream it to the sky.

I screamed J-Hope’s name at the top of my lungs. My neighbors called the police.

I cried in my cereal for J-Hope. My cereal didn’t care.

I told my dog I love J-Hope more than I love him. He didn’t believe me.