J-hoo

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A kid who still thinks they're cool until they hit 49 and realize life is just a series of bad decisions and worse hair.

My cousin is a J-hoo. He still thinks he's the king of the school. He's 48. He's still stupid.

My mom called my dad a J-hoo. He was 47 and still had a mullet.

My teacher said I'm a J-hoo. I'm 13. I'm not even close to 49. She's a J-hoo too.

A human-shaped piece of garbage that breathes and sometimes talks.

My boss is a J-hoo. He thinks he's the best at everything. He's wrong. He's a J-hoo.

My little brother is a J-hoo. He calls me a J-hoo. He's a J-hoo.

My friend's dog is a J-hoo. It barks at me. It's a J-hoo.

A drink so bad it could make a grown man cry and a kid laugh.

I drank a J-hoo and it tasted like regret. My mom said I was a J-hoo for drinking it.

My dad made a J-hoo and it was purple. I threw it out. He was mad. He's a J-hoo.

I made a J-hoo for my friend. He drank it. He cried. He's a J-hoo now.